one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

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tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

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grimzie:

afuckinglesbian:

i want a cute boy to be kissing my neck right now

this is very confusing thanks to your url

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